See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing


What I couldn't do was...
...Sing!
I have trouble with a...

..Note.
It goes all around my...
..Throat.

It's a terrifying...
...Thing.


See, I really couldn't hear

Which not was lower or was...

...Higher
If someone says, "Let's start a...
...Choir


Hey, when I begin to...
...Squeak.

It's a cross between a...
...Shreik.
And a quiver or a...

..Moan.
It's a little like a...
...Croak.

Or the record player...
...Broke.
What its doesn't have is...

...Tone.

Oh I know you're thinking


What a crazy...
...Dingaling.

But I really couldn't...
...Sing.
I could never really...

...Sing.
What I couldn't do was...
...Sing!


Three blind mice.
Three blind mice.


[Spoken]


It isn't intentional...

He's doing his best,


Jingle bells, jingle bells...
Jingle bells, jingle bells...


[Spoken]
It really blows my mind

he gets depressed

But what I lack in pitch I sure


Make up in...
...Power.


And all my friends say I am
Perfect for the

Shower.

Still,

I'm terrific at a...
...Dance.
Guys are comin' in their...

...Pants.
I'm a birdie on the...
...Wing

But when I begin to...
...Chirp.
They say, "who's the little...
...Twerp
...Goin' 'pong' instead of...

...Ping.

And when Christmas comes and
All my friends go...
Caroling,


It is so dishearten...
...-Ning.
It is so disquiet...
...-Ting.

It is so discourag...
...-Ging
Darling, please stop answer...
..-Ring!


See, I really couldn't...
...Sing.
I could never really...
...Sing.
What I couldn't do was...


Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do

Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do

La

La...


La

La...

Sing, sing


Sing a sing a sing sing

Sing, sing

Sing, Sing

...Sing.


Sing!