Why oh why oh why-o,
Why did I ever leave Ohio,
Why did I wander,

To find what lies yonder,
When life was so cozy,
At home


Wondering while I wander,
Why did I fly,

Why did I roam

Oh why oh why-o,

Did I leave Ohio,
Maybe I better go oh,
(H-I-O),

Maybe I better go,
Home


Well mother this song still dosen't explain why you abandoned your children.

Ohio was stifiling and we couldn't wait to get out of the place and I told you 'Sue were going to be hunting !#@$'s'.


And Pops said 'Sue this might take a little while'.


Well those !#@$ are slippery and me hunting them way down in Lima, Peru.

And we'd get postcards from Niagra Falls.


While I'm stalking Mangala in Boluvene Malls.


Three times a year we'd get crackling phone calls.

Happy birthday.


Hunting !#@$'s.


Merry Christmas.

Hunting !#@$'s.


Homesick.


Abandoned.

Heartsick.


Neglected.


Thank Heavens were free!

Why oh why oh why-o,

Why did I ever leave Ohio

Oh why oh why-o,

Did I leave Ohio,
Maybe I'd better stay home