From the cradle to the grave
From the present to the cave
All we're doing most of our lives

Is for the most part trying to survive

Aspirations all every well

Your degree it looks really swell
Only problem always the same


It's heads their needing and not a brain
Welcome to the world of work
You can start by giving

Up the notion that now you are swell
Welcome to the world of work
It's a job and you can take it from me

No guarantee

All your life you dreamt about this

Sole ambition since you were a kid
Now it's happened how does it feel
Dream is over this for real


Sat for hours in front of a screen
Mouse will tell you what you are seeing

When you get home how to relax
Another screen for you to look at


Welcome to the world of work
It's a kind of living
Where you give more than you'll ever receive


Welcome to the world of work
Only place a loyal servant can be

Kicked in the teeth

Mind your manners mind how you go

Union rep. now does as he's told
One at all out used to mean stop
Now you're frightened of losing your job


Small percentage do as they please
Most if not all have family trees

You can see them scuttling about
Silver teaspoons stuck in their mouth


Welcome to the world of work
Its a place where giving
Ls the price you pay for something to eat

Welcome to the world of work
It's where surplus to requirements could be
You they don't need


Welcome to the world of work
It's a nice beginning

Followed shortly by a coffee or tea
Welcome to the world of work
After which you will be run off your feet

Trying to compete