The Subject Was !@^#gots
and the quote was "ain't nothin' happenin' but !@$)gots and dope"
!@^#gots and dope, !@$)gots and !@$)gots and !@$)gots who line dot dot dot dot dot

Like that, 34th street and 8th avenue
Giggling and grinning and prancing and %#@!
Trying their best to see to see the misses and misery

and miscellaneous misfits who attend the !@$)got ball
!@$)gots who have come to ball
!@$)gots who have come to ball

!@$)gots who were balling because they couldn't get their balls
inside the !@$)got hall
Balling, balling, ball-less !@$)gots

cutie cootie and snoodie !@$)gots
I mean you just had to dig it to dig it
the crowning attraction being the arrival of Ms Brooklyn

looking like a half-back in a mini-skirt
with swan feathers covering
his err hers a it's pectoral and balls

and he err she or it prepared to enter the !@$)got ball
but sitting on the corner digging all that I did as I did
long long, black limousines and long flowin' evening gowns

had there been no sign on the door saying "!@$)got ball"
I might have entered, and god only knows just what would've happened