[Chorus:]
Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker,
Pull-Her-Up-Closer,Slow Romancer,

Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song.

The room is swimmin' with perty women,

But how's a fella supposed to get close to 'em?
The band is rockin, the joint is jumpin',
Mr. Guitar Man let me tell you somethin'.


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I see a redhead, I see a brunnette,
And there's a blonde I love I don't even know yet.
I'm going crazy, you got to save me.

I need a hugger and I don't mean maybe.

[Chorus]


Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker,
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Get-Next-to-Her,Sweet-Enough-to-Kiss-Her,

Just-a-Little-Softer-So-She-Can-Hear-Me-Whisper, Slow Romancer,
Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song.