Kill Shot James Bond Style
James Bond Style


I'm a secret agent,
Call me Double O 7
I'm sorry that I told you,

Now I guess I've got to kill you.
The British Royal Navy
Isn't quite so forgiving,

But honestly
No one will miss you.


I get a brand new car,
Every single mission,
I make them raise the bar,

Aston Martin, BMW, and Jaguar
Forget about resale value,
Cause I trash them all

Trash them, trash them all.

Im not going to lie,

Most of the women die,
That I'm with, (Hey!)
They live for it (Hey!)

I'm invincible,
I'm killing criminals,
While drinking,

A martini,
Every bullet that you shoot,
Goes right past me!


Kill Shot James Bond Style
James Bond Style

Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill
Kill Shot James Bond Style
Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill

James Bond Style

Hey, Moneypenny

Hey, Moneypenny

Every time I'm in a bind

I always seem to get free.
I just play my villains ego,
And he starts his long speech,

About how the world is doomed,
Once he finally kills me
Please Sir, I was bluffing


Im obsessed with puns
Every time I kill a man

I come up with one,
But sometimes my one liners
Have different outcomes.

"Die choking on the barrel of my gun"
"No not that gun this one!"


Every night, Every night,
I get laid, (Yeah!)
Should I check for aids (No!)

I'm invincible,
I'm killing criminals,
While drinking,

A martini,
I like my martini in a very specific way!


Martini James Bond Style,
James Bond Style
Shaken, Shaken, NOT Stirred

Martini James Bond Style
This isn't James Bond Style