[Verse 1]I got a (*##$ with pearls a (*##$ teeth with golds
A (*##$ on da shelf and a (*##$ that's soldI got a (*##$ down low and a (*##$ Im doing publicly
A (*##$ I cant stand and the (*##$es still lovin meI got a (*##$ I beep a (*##$ I call a (*##$ in thongs and one in

Regular draws I got a (*##$ thats a bout and we $#&@ in the car
Two (*##$es thats down with a may-nah-sej-twaI got a (*##$ in a corola a (*##$ in a bentley
A (*##$ who aint lose her virginity yet I got a (*##$ thats a thug and she carry a gat

A (*##$ that look like Kim and one that look like Da BratI got a
(*##$ thats a freak and she's fienin
Fa dick I got a (*##$ from Peru and she no speak a englishI got so many (*##$es they get doneI got 99 problems and a (*##$ aint one[Verse 2]I got a broke

(*##$ stay broke with no endsI got a (*##$ who loves weed but never be smokin
A Ho (*##$ who be $#&@in her friends ----Yappin (*##$es who be up in my faces with yo %#@!I got (*##$es that know %#@! a hustlin blow (*##$A (*##$ that gotta choppa and she with it I knows this
A (*##$ who got a boyfriend a (*##$ with a Ho

A (*##$ who like to sniff it off the tip of yo joeI got a (*##$ who on welfare a (*##$ who on ex
A (*##$ who like to lye I met her threw lexI got 32 fat (*##$es 18 !@#%s 64 noodles and a (*##$ in a truckI got so many (*##$es and they love to get doneI got 99 problems and a (*##$ aint one
[2x][Chorus]Dont give a $#&@ about a (*##$

Aint gotta worry about a (*##$I got so many (*##$es that get doneI got 99 problems and a (*##$ aint ONE
[2x][Verse 3]I got big bootie (*##$es Big tittie (*##$es
Cornbread eatin $$# from the city (*##$es

(*##$es from the dirty south (*##$ from the bay
A (*##$ who in that video with snoop and dreI got a ride or die (*##$ a (*##$ who still cloth
A (*##$ who say she badder then all of u hoesI got a nasty (*##$ a prankters (*##$

A two time offendin $$# gangsta (*##$
See I'm Money Mark Diggular a playa fa shoHit them 16-60 blind criple or poIts u is or u aint (*##$ let me know
Cause I got a whole team but Im lookin fa moI got so many (*##$es and they love to get doneI got 99 problems but a (*##$ aint one [2x][background]shake that $$# hoshake that $$# hoshake that $$# hoshake that $$# hoshake that $$# hoshake that $$# ho

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