The bumper sticker on her car says Obama/Biden 2009
Her Facebook posts spew anti-gun rhetoric from the left all of the time
On a sexy scale from 1 to 10 this girl's between an 8 and 9

When we debate the 2nd Amendment we never see eye to eye

He's a concealed weapons permit holder

She hates guns, but I'm so taken by her
We have been dating most of the summer
I'm in love with an anti-gunner


The 3rd date that we went on I surprised her with a trip to the gun range
That's when I found out that she's on the political side of hope and change

She looked straight into my eyes and then told me I should really be ashamed
I tried to explain to her about freedom I did my best to persuade


I'm a member of the NRA
I'm more into the Brady campaign
We have never been on the same page

Of the firearm control debate

When it's my turn to pick a movie to watch, we watch Fighting Pistol

She just cannot stand to watch and listen to the lecture from James Yeager
She's not that into chick flicks, but she has some specific criteria
She'll watch anything starring a "Demand A Plan" celebrity actor


I stand with our founding fathers
I prefers Feinstein and Bloomberg

We don't have much of a future
I'm breaking up with an anti-gunner


She thinks that people who carry guns will be dangerous if they get mad
She's worried that her gun owning neighbor will murder her if his day's bad
I explain that's what mental health professionals describe as projection

She did not care for it when I pointed out her defense mechanism



Our differences brought us together
Now they're what's making us reconsider
I'll rebound, soon I'll get over her

For now I'll sulk at home and dry fire