"Failure By Designer Jeans"

I'm a mess of insecurities

Attention starved with a narcissistic twist
Don't you think that I'm amazing?
Please tell me I'm worth dating

I have every reason not to leave home today (home today)
Home today (home today)


Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?

Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty

I'll be the boy you can't resist
You'll be the tenth girl on my list
I'll write your name upon my chest

These less than three's will never rest
Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty


Mirror, mirror, how amazing is my figure?
Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures
Mirror, how amazing is my figure?

Your visitors they fall apart before my pictures

You'll be the last girl on my list

Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say
[x2]


Please don't believe my words are lacking honesty
(You'll be the last girl on my list

Action's just a click away
These things photographs could never say)
[x2]