Hey Joe, where d'ya find that purdy girly
Where'd ya get that jolly dolly
How'd ya rate that dish I wish was mine


Hey Joe, she's got skin that's creamy dreamy
Eyes that look so lovey dovey

Lips as red as cherry berry wine

Now listen Joe I aint no heel

But old buddy let me tell you how I feel
She's a honey she's a sugar pie
I'm warning you I'm gonna try

To steal her from you

Hey Joe, though we've been the best of friends

This is where that friendship ends
I gotta have that dolly for my own


[Interlude]
Hey Joe


Hey Joe come on lets be Buddy buddies
Show me you're my palsy walsy
Introduce that pretty little chick to me

Hey Joe, quit that waiting hesitating
Let me at her whats the matter
You're as slow as any joe can be


Now come on Joe
Lets make a deal

Let me dance with her to see if she is real
She's the cutest girl I've ever seen
I tell you face to face I mean to steal

Her from you

Hey Joe, we'll be friends until the end

But this looks like the end my friend
I gotta have that dolly for my own
I gotta have that dolly for my own