This town
This town
Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich

Sealed Tuna Sandwich
With the wrapper glued
It's by baloney on the rack

It goes for 40 cents a whack
It's just a place for us to play
To help us pay

The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.
The cost of the tickets back to L.A.


All the people in the Sandwich Town
Think the place is great

What if part of it's crumbling down?
Most of them prob'ly won't be 'round . . .


They'll either be dead
Or moved to San Francisco
(Where everybody thinks they're Heavy Business . . .

But it's just a Tuna Sandwich from another catering service . . .)