Well, I'm lost in a whirlpool
Yeah, baby, my head is goin' round
Well, ever since my baby flushed me

Oh, been goin' round, yeah round and around
Well, I'm lost in this whirlpool
I keep goin' down and down


There's a big brown fish
Lookin' at me

He ain't got no eyes
How could that mother$#&@er possibly see
Ooh, baby baby

I'm gonna be afraid it'd gonna touch me
Well I'm lost in this whirlpool
Oh, I can't even see


Baby, won't you come help me
Pour some drainer down,

And get the plunger right after me
I'll let you know a little secret, baby
I'm gettin' tired of all this pee


Don't go stranded, mother goose
Ooh, my head's in a noose . . .