Way down among Brazilians

Coffee beans grow by the billions


So they've got to find those extra cups to fill


They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil




You can't get cherry soda


'Cause they've got to fill that quota

And the way things are I'll bet they never will


They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil




No tea or tomato juice


You'll see no potato juice


'Cause the planters down

In Santos all say, "No, no, no"





A politician's daughter

Was accused of drinkin' water


And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill


They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil




And when their ham and eggs need savor


Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor

Coffee pickles way outsell the dill


Why, they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil




No tea or tomato juice


You'll see no potato juice


'Cause the planters down

In Santos all say, "No, no, no"





So you'll add to the local color

Serving coffee with a cruller


Dunkin' doesn't take a lot of skill


They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

Man, they got a gang of coffee in Brazil