My thoughts may stray
My eyes may roam
The neighbor's grass may seem much greener

Than the grass right here at home

If pretty girls excite me

Well, that's life
But just in case, you didn't know
I love my wife


My mind at times
May dwell on sex

If someone's rating dreams
Then most of mine I guess are double X


So dimpled knees delight me
Well, that's life
But just in case, you hadn't heard

I love my wife

Like bait that wriggles

And it makes catfish bite
A lady jiggles
And my eyes gotta light

Upon so sweet a sight

And if I shake

Break out in spots
Don't fret, it's not swine fever dear
Your swine has merely got the hots


If rosy lips invite me
Well, that's life

But just in case, you couldn't guess
I love my wife


My mind at times
May dwell on sex
If someone's rating dreams

Then most of mine I guess are double X

If rosy lips invite me

Well, that's life
But just in case, you couldn't guess
Or hadn't heard

Or didn't know
I love my wife
I love my wife

I love my wife

mmm

I love my wife