It's because I know she's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She's everything that possibly could go wrong

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
And now I know that she's the one for me


I'm finding that I can no longer deny it
The risk of perjury
But my only hope

I can find my way back without being a casualty
With every blink of an eye she will constantly try
To destroy everything with a will to survive

But it's alright if you ask me
I'll go all night cause in this case anything goes
They want, you need to see


It's because I know she's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery

She's everything that possibly could go wrong
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she's the one for me

So take your best shot

I hope your hand is steady
Because we all know that your aim's not
Too dead on or accurate

You couldn't hit a fly
If you were standing in a pile of %#@!
Shake yourself off

Let me give you a word of advice
And just save yourself while you still can
Shake yourself off

And don't even think twice about it
Save yourself while you still can
I don't think that you understand


It's because I know she's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery

She's everything that possibly could go wrong
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she's the one for me

Shake yourself off

And don't even think twice about it
Save yourself while you still can
I'm finding that I can no longer deny it

The risk of perjury
But my only hope
I can find my way back without being a casualty


It's because I know she's a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery

She's everything that possibly could go wrong
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy
That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she's the one for me