I pick her up outside the station
She's telling me about her spring vacation
She's not leaving much to the imagination

She's giving me way too much information

Maureen

You don't know what you do to me
I know you won't be true to me
The least that you can do for me

Is keep it to yourself
I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout
It's just that I can do without

The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen


Do you know what I mean
Do you know what I mean
Do you know what I mean


She calls me up at ten past midnight
'Cause she and some guy just had some big fight

And I say "well maybe he's just not all that bright"
She tells me it's not his brain that she likes


M-M-M-M-M-Maureen
You don't know what you do to me
I know you won't be true to me

The least that you can do for me
Is keep it to yourself
I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout

But really I can do without
The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen


I know you think I'm just a friend
But can we please just put an end

To all the graphic imagery that you insist on feeding me
I can't accept I'm not the one
Who's getting to have all the fun

Maybe that's what friends are for
But I just can't take it any more


M-M-M-M-M-Maureen
You don't know what you do to me
I know you won't be true to me

The least that you can do for me
Is keep it to yourself
I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout

But really I can do without
The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams
Can we keep it right

Can we keep it clean
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen