J: Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl

In the... room.
B: In the whole wide room
J: And when you're on the street

Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three

Good looking girls on the street
B: Depending on the street
J: And when I saw you at my mate's place

I thought, "What is she doing
At my mate's place?
How did Dave get

A hottie like that
To a party like this?
Good work, Dave."

B: Ooh, you're a legend, Dave.
J: I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure

I say, "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
But I can tell he kinda minds

But I'm gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo

I dim the lights down to very low
Here we go
Both: You're so beautiful

You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the '60s

You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: And then I seal the deal

I do my moves
I do my dance moves


Both: It's 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes

Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get out of here

Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab
I can't believe

That I'm sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab


Ooooh
Why don't we leave?

We can go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don't mind taking it slow

No-o-o-o
'Cause you're so beautiful
J: Like a tree

Or a high-class prostitute
Both: You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model

J: But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Both: A part-time model
J: Spending part of your time modeling

And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this