Now that I'm a big star, what am I gonna do?
I'm so bored counting all my money
I sit here and I think of you

It's so easy, it's so easey to do
I don't even have to try
I don't even want to try

Why should I waste my precious time?
I can't make you love me...but I know you will
I'm such an $$#hole, how could you resist?

I never meant to let it go to my head
I never thought it would come to this
It's me...the $$#hole of your dreams

I can't make you love me...but I know you do
I'm so cool, no one wants to look at me
and I'm so cool, no one wants to talk to me

I'm so $#&@in' cool, nobody cares at all!
I'm a Big $#&@in' star oh yea yea yea!