I woke up on Fox found myself starring on Cops
Got chased by squad cars and cameras for two blocks
I hate the man yea I ran

To HBO and stole lethal weapons From Mel and Dan Glover's hand
Ran back to Fox found Martin
Me and Bruhman from the fifth floor

Climbed throught the window
From his apartment
Ran up on'em, had a mask on gat in each hand

Robbed Martin, Tommy, Cole, Gena and Pam
Told'em gimmie your bread, mayo, cheese and ham
Took two sandmiches and Stole Cole's Grand Am

Left in a hurry heard footsteps, looked in the rearview
Is this an earthquake? Naw its Big Shirley!!
She came after the bucket of chicken and clole slaw

Cole bought last week and left in the back seat
I jumped out and just kept running until my chest hurt
Hooked up with Forest Gump and ran to Cartoon Network

I gotta find Bubba, shut up he been dead
Big Shirley probably ate him and Lieutenant Dan's Legs
I need Jenny, damn sure do cause right now

The only thing that can stop Big Shilrey is Jenny Craig

I aint goin to jail, I aint goin to jail

Aw man I aint even did nothin
%#@! man I aint goin to jail


Now I'm a wanted fugitive, runin with hot gats
Duck'n the cops from Fox and the $#&@'n Swat Cats
Damn, here come Batman in the batmobile

Floss'n on four vowed rims, with four coats of steal tryna catch me
But I ran fast, he couldn't grab me
I jumped in the green van wit Scooby-Doo and Shaggy

I put the gun to Shag's head said don't look back
And told Scooby, play dead and gimmie your Scooby snacks
Then we drove way reached the stop sign at a four way

I hopped out and rode with O.J, rode the whole day
He told me caught Nicole and Ron Gold doin four play
Killed'em both and throwed way the bloody glove in an old lake

I aint sayin he shoulda killed her but I understand
Picture yo broad riden in yo car with another man
You given yo deisel and she blowin a hudred grand

Goin shoppin, call Cochran tell Cato to take the stand
He took me to set it off with four delighted (*##$es wit glocks
You know Kim, Latifah, Jada, Vivaca Fox

Went in the bank strapped with A.K's
This is a raid everybody throw lay down the hay


Aight don't nobody motha$#&@in move
This a motha$#&@in robbery, lay down
Come here, come here, come here (*##$

Put the money in the mother!@*@in bag
You don't wanna die, hurry the $#&@ up


I stashed my half of cash in the dashboard of a stolen Ford Escort
Changed clothes and drove to the airport
Flew to the island of MTV but go figure

Besides Tyrese and Ananda, I aint see no ^!$$%s
And I stayed for three whole days and layed low
Kidnapped the cast of Road Rules and stole the Winne Bago

Rode to Rap City bumpin U.G.K and Jigga
Spend the night in the ba!@&(t with the Hot Boys and Mama Tigga


Man she can cook
She made some pig feet, some greens, some hogmog
Man anyway


Woke up the next mornin yawnin what the $#&@ is this?
Man get the camera out my face, he said you've just been hit

That's when I met her, I swear to god I never forget her
A fine big doonk senorita and her name Cita
She was jazzy yea she had computer generated skin

But hell at least her $$# wasn't ashy
I took her home and down loaded my hard drive
For bout five straight hours right between her thighs