Meet Jack the !@$(
He's born without a face
He breeds disaster

Everywhere he stays
Searching for his maker
Which he may never find

His momma was a Shaker
With a sweet heart, shaped behind
He just goes anyway the wind blows

(He doesn't know the way)
It doesn't matter which way the wheels roll
(He doesn't know the way)

Meet Jack the !@$(
Oh no, oh no no
Meet Jack the !@$(

He's a man MAD
He's another Attila the Hun
Someone pissed in his Wheaties

No picnic for the father and son
Searching for gold in a coal mine
Just turn your fingers black

From Seattle to the Caroline's
With a dead monkey on your back
He's a son of a (*##$

He's bruised and he's pissed, he's alone
Oh no, oh no no
Meet Jack the !@$(