Lois: It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,

and sex on T.V.

Peter: But where are those good old fashion values....


All: On which we used to rely?!
Lucky theres a family guy!

Lucky theres a man who,
positively can do,
all the things that make us...


Stewie: laugh and cry!


All: He's a Fam-ily Guy!