[PETER:]
Just like the bad guy
from Lethal Weapons 2

I got diplomatic immunity
So Hammer, you can't sue
I can write graffiti

Even jaywalk in the street
I can ride and loot
Don't give a hoot

And touch your sister's teat
can't touch me...
can't touch me...

[Spoken (ADAM WEST):]
What an earth is he doing?
[Spoken (CLEVELAND):] I believe thats the worm

[PETER:] Stop...Peter time!
I'm a bigshot, there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out,

Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Can't touch me...yeah do the Peter Griffin bump

I'm Presidential Peter,
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped

I'll still park in your spot,
I've been around the world,
From Hartford to Bombay,

Its Peter, go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter
Lets see Regis rap that way
Can't touch me....

[Spoken (PETER):] Except you. You can touch me.



[Featured in episode E Peterbus Unum.]