I couldn't be any fatter they say
and I wanna eat ice cream all day
go to fridge and get some cheese

As Daddy Joe talks about birds and the bees

Where's my sister ashlee sucking dick I bet

oh I look down and my pants are wet
I must be a lesbian like my mom I guess
Here's Pete Wentz to clean up this mess


I know he's my sister's boy
but It beats using my phallix toy

I need sex as nobody wants to hit this
Hell I can't even land a sympathy kiss


Tubby is what they all wanna call my body
as Tony Romo got himself another hottie
I guess my weight is Karma for the lies

But I'll always be the Gag !@^% for the guys.

I couldn't be any fatter they say

and I wanna eat ice cream all day
go to fridge and get some cheese
As Daddy Joe talks about birds and the bees