We are yordles, tiny little creatures of love and happiness
If you're feeling down, wipe that frown and sing with us


I'm teemo, I'm the scout, I like to stroll the woods and sing
Don't fight, hug it out, Think of all the happiness a smile can bring


We're Poppy and Lulu, we're playing in the fields, no need for swords and shields
But just be careful, don't step on the flowers, they are our friends too!


We're happy happy here in Bandle city
Everything is pretty and we worship Hello Kitty
If you're feeling sad, like Amumu over there

$#&@ you, go to hell, delete the game and die

Rumble in the workshop, building stuff we like

Veigar worships darkness but he can take a hike

Ziggs is shooting fireworks that lightens up the sky

It's all so beautiful that you could start to cry. (But you don't...)

We're just so jolly, skipping hand in hand

But also crafty, we even have a band: (sample)

We're happy happy here in Bandle city

Everything is pretty and we worship Hello Kitty
If you're feeling sad, like Amumu over there
$#&@ you, go to hell, delete the game and die


But one time we had a big problem
Some guy came and asked us to join the league of legends


Corki is so stupid, he thought it sounded excellent
But lucky us, he did not match the height prerequisite


We're not cut for fighting, we're just so $#&@ing cute
Hugging and singing to settle our disputes


We're happy happy here in Bandle city
Everything is pretty and we worship Hello Kitty

If you're feeling sad, like Amumu over there
$#&@ you, go to hell, delete the game and DIE!


*I will make you cry, I will make you writhe in pain
Every last one of you, I will hunt down and maim
I'll make it my campaign, the strong forever reign

So take your own advice, $#&@ yourself and die!