The words are so familiar-
all the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this



If you don't make a friend now

One might make you
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies



Don't look so surprised

Happy birthday...$#&@er
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you



[Don't say you're not because you are]

[Don't say you're not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]



And all you need is just one more excuse

You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear you very best excuse
I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive



Your day has finally come-

So where the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.



This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it-

It's the gentle art of making enemies



I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best $#&@ that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole-

You may never see the light again



[There's always an easy way out]
[There's always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]

[You need something wet in your mouth]



I never felt this much alive