Eminem]
This mother$#&@er man, just won't shut up will you?
Talk about I owe you, (*##$ you owe me

I'm promoting you right now
Man lets put the nail in his coffin


[Chorus]
I dont want to be like this
I dont really want to hurt no feelins

But Im only bein real when I say nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap
Old men have heart attacks
and I dont want to be responsible for that so

Put the mic down and walk away
You can still have a little bit of dignity


[verse 1]
I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
an 83 year old fake Pachino

So how can he hold me over some balcony
without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please dont, youl probably fall with me

and our $$#es will both be history
But then again youl'll finally get your wish
cuz youl be all over the street like 50 Cent

$#&@in punk #~!!@ $#&@ you chump
gimme a one-on-one see if I dont $#&@ you up
Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up

And you put Jada on a track thats how much you suck
dick in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin
You sit behind a $#&@in desk at The Source butt-kissin

and beggin mother$#&@ers for guest appearences
and you can even get the clearances cuz real lyricists
dont even respect you or take you serious

Its not that we dont like you, we hate you - period
Talk about a mid-life crisis damn
last week you was shakin Obie Trice's hand

Now hes a busta? What the $#&@s with that?
Get on a track dissin us kissin 50's $$#
and askin me what I know about inditements-bite me

(*##$ I got two cases, and probation - fight me!
What do I know about standin in front of a judge like a man
ready to take whatever sentence he hands

What you know about your wife slicin her wrists
right in front of the only thing you have in this world - a little girl?
And I put that on her, when this is all over

I would never try to make her a star and eat off her
I dont know %#@! about no shoppin rocks
But what you know about hip-hop shops rockin spots?

When your the only white boy in that (*##$ just rippin
pressin up your own flyers and your stickers stickin
them (*##$es up after spendin six hours at Kinkos

Just makin copys of your covers of cassette singles
and sell them out the trunk of your Tracer
Spendin your whole paycheck at Disc Makers

What you know about bein bullied over half your life?
Oh thats right, you SHOULD know what thats like, your half white
Vanilla Ice,spill the beans and rice, Im eaten you alive inside

Jesus Christ, if your that much of a gangster, put the mic down
You should be out killin mother$#&@ers right now
Kill a mother$#&@er dead, kill'em dead (*##$

Shoot'em in the $#&@in head, go ahead (*##$
Slap my mom, slap the f*ck outa her!
She cant sue you, she wouldnt get a buck out of you

Cuz your broke as $#&@ you suck your a $#&@in joke
If you was really sellin !@%!e, well then what the $#&@
you stop for dummy? If you slew some crack

you'd make alot more money than you do from rap
You never had no security, you'll never be famous
You'l never now what its like to be rich, lifes a (*##$ aint it?

Raymond, here, let me break this %#@! down in lamens
terms for you just to make sure that you can understand this
and Canibus they usin too many complicated $#&@in words for you

Here then let me slow it down for you
so you can understand if I say it slower:
Let it go dawg it's over


[Chorus]

[Eminem talkin]
Haha

Talkin bout I have mother$#&@ers callin your crib
(*##$ you aint even got a $#&@in crib
You aint even got a $#&@in phone, $#&@in Bum
Threatened to shut me down at your little $#&@in Source magazine
if I come back then you would attack me, (*##$ you attacked me first

take it like a man and shut the $#&@ up
and $#&@ your little magazine too
I dont need your $#&@in magazine, I got XXL number anywayz
And yall cant stand it cuz there gettin bigger than yall
oh, and by the way, howed I look on the VMAs?

When you was watchin me from whatever $#&@in TV you was watchin me from in Boston
The mean streets of Boston, $#&@in sissy
Like you got us scared in the mother$#&@er, suck our mother$#&@in dicks
Oh, and for those thats dont know, dont get it twisted yo, the Source has a white owner