Eminem:
Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Okay alright ... yea
alright ima lay the chorus first
Yeah Here we go now!

Chorus:My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
thats why i am like i am cuz i'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs

thats why i am like i am cuz im my mom
Verse 1:
my mom! My mom I know your probly tired of hearing bout my mom Oh-Ho Whoa-ho!

but this is just a story of when i just a shawty and
how i became hooked on val-uim
Valium was in everything food that i ate,the water that i drank $#&@in peas in my plate

she sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
so everyday i had at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her son grow up to be under- a -$#&@in- chiever

my teacher didn't think i was gonna be nothing either
"What the $#&@ you stickin gum under the $#&@in seat for!"
Mrs.Mathers you're son has been huffin ether

Either that or the $#&@er's been puffin reifer
but all this huffin and puffin wasn't what it was
It was neither

I was buzzin but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a teacup? (*##$ you ain't keeper
I'm sleepin

What the $#&@ you keep on $#&@in with me for?
!@%* you need to leave me the $#&@ alone, I ain't playin
Go find you a white crayon and color a $#&@in zebra

CHORUS
Wait a minute!
This ain't dinner this is paint thinner

You ate it yesterday I didn't hear no complaints did I?
Now here's a plate full of painkillers now just wait till I Crush the valium and put in your potatoes
You little muther$#&@er

I'll make you sit there and make that !@$!ed $#&@in face without even tastin it