Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (so nice to meet you)

It's been a long time (long time)
Sorry I've been away so long (so long)
My name is Shaaady

I never meant to leave you (never meant to leave you)

Yea -- you see that chick in the gym checkin' me out?

Any second I'm 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wreckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now?

Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I'll re-route

Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch
Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'open sesame' mouth
Down the hatchet, the feelin' you can't match it

I rap-tap-tap on your door with a damn ratchet
I tack-tack-tackin' the !@^% with the damn hatchet
I nap-sack-pack with like forty some Xanaxes

Shorty come back, I'm tryin' to score me some lap dancers
I'm 'bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Formula Forty-Four and forty's with mad capsules

The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya

Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello

And are you menstruating baby my little friend's waitin' to say hello
The way your !@%$ are wiggling and your booty shakin' like Jell-O
Girl I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello


Yea -- my equilibrium's off, must be the Lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em

It just becomes everyday extracurricular
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
A fifth of rum and two bottles of One Fifty-One

Fifty one people asleep in my damn livin' room
'Scuse me hun, but what was your name, Vivian?
I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we umm?

Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun?
I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there doesn't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm

But disease is something I'm trying to keep my ^&@#$ free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone

Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiendin' for some
My head is poundin' to the beat of the drum -- umm


Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
So I'm hopin' that some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello

Oh, Those were the days they certainly were

It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' the curtain for good
(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
I second that and a third, rush to emergency surgery

To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He no longer gettin' the three hundred bucks for these Perk-idans
Buster's gettin' to be where he lustfully surged it in

Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him
Childishly on the phone tryin' to rustle up
Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils

Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumblin' back
Slipped and fell hit his backbone heard somethin' go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap

Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I'm just bustin' my own chops while I'm bustin' a rap
Resuscitated and re-juiced so $#&@ it' I'm back


Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?

So I'm hopin' that some are pink some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello


So I'm sayin
Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)
My name is Shaaady
So nice to meet you (so nice to meet you)
It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long)

My name is Shaaady
I never meant to leave you (never meant to leave you)