[Missy] Slim Shady (4X)

[Eminem]

Well I do pop pills, I keep my tube socks filled
Pop the same %#@! that got Tupac killed
Spit game to these hoes, like a soap opera episode

and punch a (*##$ in the nose, til her whole face explodes
There's three things I hate: girls, women and (*##$es
Smack (*##$es that walk up, and drop-kick midgets

Call me Boogie Night, the stalker that walks awkward
Stick figure, with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg
Comin through the airport, sluggish, walkin on crutches

Hit a $#&@in [*pregnant chick*] in her [*stomach*] with luggage
It's like a dream I can't snap out, I black out, and back out
Lookin for some other thug, to beat the crap out

I'm bringin you rap singers two middle fingers
I flip you off in French, then translate in English
Then I'ma vanish off the face of the planet and come back

speakin so much Spanish, Pun can't even understand it

[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. Slim Shady

[Shady] Yeah
[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. Slim mother$#&@in Shady
[Shady] Yeah

[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. Slim Shady
[Shady] Yeah
[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy ..


[Eminem]
I had a huge attitude, started off staticky

Mad at you, had you mad at me automatically (one more time)
I'm not a commodity, I'm an oddity
who oddly enough developed himself a Halloween following

It's so big, if I counted up all the freaks who follow me
I'd probably owe Ozzy Osbourne an apology
College girls, live in an alcoholic's world

full of earl, head twirls every time the toilet swirls *flush*
Covered in throw-up, and I refuse to grow up
I won't budge, I still tell a grown-up to shut up (SHUT UP!)

I made this rap game suspenseful, cause now I got a impulse
to give you insults wrote with a pencil ((*##$)
and waste the paper on you, choppin down the oakwood

Cause everything that you wrote in your notebook was no good
And as long as I stay in the studio and keep cuttin
You mother$#&@ers are puttin your words together for nuttin


[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. Slim Shady
[Shady] What's the deal?

[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. Slim mother$#&@in Shady
[Shady] Yeah.. who?
[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy .. Slim Shady

[Shady] What's the deal?
[Missy] Won't you busa rhyme for me boy ..


[Missy]
Turn the music up, we gon' wake the neighbors
We gon' get high, we gon' roll to Vegas

Me and Slim Shady, on some %#@! daily
What you want what you got is it hot? (Is it hot?)


Turn the music up, we gon' wake the neighbors
We gon' get high, we gon' roll to Vegas
Me and Slim Shady, on some %#@! daily

What you want (yo) what you want (yo) ahh uhh yo

"A person from another planet might disagree with you"

"Well if you want my opinion, it comes from right here on Earth"

[Eminem]

Slim Shady.. Misdemeanor..
Timbaland.. Slim Shady..
Misdemeanor..


I'm homicidal, and suicidal with no friends
Holdin a gun with no handle, just a barrel at both ends

Sprayin tecs at you until you see your $#&@in legs
with the bullet holes and the exit wounds layin next to you
(AHH!) $#&@in mad dog, foamin at the mouth
$#&@ mouth, my whole house, is foamin at the couch
Jumped out of the 93rd floor of a building

and shot every window out on the way down to the ground (KEEP FILMING!)
Woke up to a hospital staff, got up and laughed, chopped em in half
Suffocated the oxygen mask
%#@! if I get any higher, I'ma get the East and West beefin again
Slide back to Detroit and stand in the crossfire


[Missy]
Y'all better call the police 'fore I kill this track
Don't shoot Missy!!! Get back
Uhh, I'ma put you all in the line

Uhh, and I'ma watch you MC's die
Yo mommy, mommy, Missy done lost her mind!
I think somebody done pissed her off this time!
Yo, I'ma have to bust you through your chest and
uhh, you will have to clean up the mess (uh-huh)

It's rainin rainin and it's pourin loud
Never fear, cause pissy Missy's through the crowd
Uhh, I hear the gats go cha-pow
Who shot me damnit? (*##$ get down
Don't walk when I talk, I never talk when I smile (uh-huh)
Lay em on down, like they lived underground (uh)

For the sound, that me and, Timbaland, we found
Get your $$#, kicked later, or get your $$#, kicked now

Uhh.. one-two
Misdemeanor, Slim Shady
Timbaland, mother$#&@er
Uhh uhh uhh

Cool, cool, cool
Triple zero