How many wrinkles in a pickle
How many hairs in a head
How many waves in the ocean

How many crumbs in bed
But last but not least, but baby most of all
Why do I mmmumble everytime you call


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Because you're strange to me baby

Oh, you're good to me mama
Well, I admit you are strange
But baby please don't change

I know I belong with you

How many bubbles in soap

How many chewings in gum
How many rolls in a wheel
Where did eyeballs come from

But last but not least
But baby most of all
Why do I mmmumble everytime you call


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How many blanks in a blanket
How many cuts in a knife
How strong is a bedbug

And how deep is his bite
But last but not least
But baby most of all

Why do I mmmumble everytime you call

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Stange you got a big double head and one bloodshot eye
Strange you got five double chins...???

Strange your knees look like the knees on a billy goat
Strange you got two left legs ...???
Strange there's something wrong with you I don't know what it

is
Strange I'm gonna leave you alone, gonna leave you like this