Got a foot in the door
God knows what for
And he'll cut me down to size

Stupidity tries
Everything here is free
Everything but you and me

This painting never dries
Stupidity tries
So then a shoulder raised a cheer

Coloring the sky with ash
Because they found some privateer
To sail across the sea of trash

The enemy is within
Don't confuse me with him
The truth is otherwise

Stupidity tries
And so I go from floor to floor
Looking for a port of call

Another drunk conquistador
Conquering the governor's ball
Couldn't think of a thing

That I hope tomorrow brings
Oh what a surprise
Stupidity tries