(Verse 1)

I can't help being depressed

When I look down at my chest
Oh yes my chest it might as well be nonexistent
How can I ever compete With 34 double d's?

And I'm rollin my eyes
When I look down at my thighs
They might as well tape everything that I eat, to my legs.

I am too broke for the knife
Too lazy to excercise
But if I had hazel eyes

Maybe I could be fly.
(Chorus)


If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I

Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly 3x.


(Verse 2)


Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know

They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then.
Now in my 20s all that matters

Is sex cars and money
And ive got none of the three
So basically

I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket

In my chocolate today.
And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways

Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...


(Chorus)

If I had no cellulite

Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.

And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I, maybe I, I,

I could be so fly.
So fly 3x.


(Bridge)

Essentially all I need

Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
Liposuction

And some implants
Somehow that don't make much sense
I must be out of my head

If I think that I am governed by material things.
So I decided that I'm
The definition of fly

And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believin the hype

There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly not if it costs you a dime.


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