She says she loves these United States of America
and the flag for which it stands, of thee I sing
And she tells me she's a liar but I don't believe her

She'll tell me almost anything

Placin' your bet on a horse that never left the gate now

got nothin' left on your plate
but it's better than walkin' around
lookin' for another man to subjegate

better than wondering what it was she just ate

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?

Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?

Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?


Now you navigate your way around the treacherous terrain
try not to step in the Darvocet and the Novocaine
and you're stuck in the corner listening to some guy talk about his screenplay

and the crazy things he did one night in Spain

Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?

Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?

Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?


My dance pattern is everything that matters to me
The blood splatters, you should see the suckas scatter
Man it really is a sight to see


Well we've seen the years go by
but it seems we've reached the end of the line

And there ain't no happy ending
when you're constantly pretending
that the good lord ripped you out of my side


and this time there are no feelings
and it feels like there's no time

and it feels like it's time to let my feelings do some talking
some time, every time, every time I dance with you


Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?
Was my dance pattern wrong?

Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?
Was my vox too strong?


Did I make a mistake when I turned it on?
Was my dance pattern right?

Was my dance pattern wrong?
Did I make a mistake when I sang the song?
Was my vox too sexy?

Was my vox too strong?