Did you think that i would laugh
When you said i was small?
Did you think that that would pass

As if nothing at all?
You say a lot of funny things, my little bunny
And i almost always laugh

But that's not really funny

You play the little bells and tell a good story

You bake delicious pie and that's enough for me
But i am big i am your man
And you're my little honey

And i like what you have to say
But that's not really funny


You must not continue to emasculate me
The neighbor children through the window
Clearly see

The little boy will wipe his nose because it's runny
Then point at me and laugh
But that's not really funny