When i was born the doctor said
There's something wrong inside that baby head
When i was a boy at sunday school

I told them all that they were fools

All in a day's work

To live and breathe
A sight to see
And so it goes


I went into the fortune teller's
She wouldn't read my horoscope

I go into the laundromat
The people all buy extra soap


All in a day's work
To live and breathe
A sight to see