Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know...

"Hello girls!"

"Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!"

I'm a sight for sore eyes

Oh, if your eyes would only see
I've been born on tiptoe
Still you LOOKED like a lighthouse next to me


You pet-named me Napoleon
I was proud 'til I got the reason why , why.....

Never aimed for confrontation
You've been sleeping when I kissed your $$# goodbye


Oh, while you read this letter
I'D just GONE TO eat out
By the way


My world of sunshine in Trinidad
Hope you're okay lightyears away

My world of heatwave in Trinidad
Hope you don't mind if I stay


PITCHER GOES TOO OFTEN to the well
And now the PITCHER'S gone insane
GOTTA run away, BOILING over, getting hell

And found the answer on a plane

Oh, I've been pissing off

BEFORE you might could have pissed me off.
I hope you're fine, yeah


My world of sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay
My world heatwave in Trinidad

SUNBURNT A NIGHTFLIGHT AWAY

"Honey you're looking good so far away from me

The weather is great, the beach is great, the food is great
Everything is great and you're so far away, I love you honey
Greetings from Trinidad, hey!


My world of sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay

My world of heatwave in Trinidad
SUNBURNT A NIGHTFLIGHT AWAY


"Oh I'm not only singer in a band, you know... Back at home in GERMANY I was a famous !@$^ star, hahaha"