Ahh, $#&@, what time is it? Six, $#&@, who needs to be up this early?
"Earl"
What?

"Earl, wake up"
What, I'm up.. No
"Wake up, Earl"

No, I'mma sleep with my..
"Wake up, son"
No, I'mma sleep with my eyes open, that's $#&@ing logical

"!@^#got"
What?
"Wake the $#&@ up"

I'm up
"You have school right now"
No, I have school at eight, it's six

"So that's why your $$# isn't getting any breakfast, wake the $#&@ up"
I can fix myself breakfast, I'm sixteen
"Earl"

What?
"Earl, wake the $#&@ up, you !@$)got"
How 'bout you shut the $#&@ up, mom?