Oh Ralph oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve

Don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it
So please don't waste it

You're not a hanky panky wanky man
Oh Ralph oh Ralph


It's you and me on a saturday night
Having a drink - just talking 'bout sex and living
And I can feel - you want much more than I'm really giving

Cos you must know
Baby what you're doin' will be my ruin
So baby just let me go go


Oh Ralph oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself

It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it

So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
So Ralph oh Ralph

Don't make love by yourself
Don't act like Alf
Just let go of your pelf

And please don't seal it
I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself

Myself and Ralph

Ralph oh Ralph

I wanna taste it
Please don't waste it
So Ralph oh Ralph don't do it by yourself


If I would do what you want too
Baby just listen - I'm in bad condition

You need so much
And I would shoot off my ammunition
So you must know

Sleeping with you would be like
Wham bang boom - oooh no


Oh Ralph oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve

Don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it
So please don't waste it

You're not a hanky panky wanky man