[1] Ooh Fred come to bed
Cos my Max had sex
With his sexy ex

Oh Fred come to bed
Baby I won't let your dreams get wet


Well I'm Max I'm Max - baby don't be blue
Don't you worry don't be sorry
I'll come back to you

Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely we don't have sex
I'm Max Max Max

Baby please stay cool and just relax
I'll soon be back but if you feel sad
Just go and talk to my friend Fred


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[2] Ooh Fred come to bed
Baby you will get
A love you never had

So Fred come to bed
Or my fantasy will drive me mad oooh


I'm Max I'm Max and I trust in Fred
Baby he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred it's Fred - baby just call Fred

And anything you ever wanted you will get
Call Fred Fred Fred
And you will find it's not so bad

It's just one night - baby you'll get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you


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Oooh Fred come to bed


Oh my Max had sex
With his ex last night
Cos he loves her $$# and tits

So I tell you Fred
Come into my bed
If you don't - I will call up Fritz