Verse 1:
I went out one night, finna crush some trivia
I met a fine dime, she said her name was Cynthia

Stupid as can be, with a big ol set a boobies
Next thing I know she's spread eagle, screamin' do me
I stumble through my bag tryina find a way to wrap it

She's say da fuq you doin? Get over here and tap it
I indulge, I divulge, destination is the love box
Little did I know bout her obsession with the young @@#!s

Woke up the next morning, super itchy, on my jimmy
I take a quick peak, I see the blisters, there's like fifty
Could it be? bimbo Cynthia had Chlamydia

Imma box her up, send that (*##$ off to Bolivia
Now I gotta deal with my junk it's all defeated
Two weeks and some meds, go pat! You can beat it

I guess that's what I get for saying $#&@ it to protection
I got a round of applause that's the clap do ya get it?


Hook:
It only takes one time
It only takes one dime

And it's a brutal crime
You best prepare for the slime
C h l a m y

d I a
spreading faster than the highway
cause I do it my way


Verse 2:
I met that lady last night, I took her home to the sex pad

I didn't wrap up, oh %#@!, you think that's bad?
She said oh I want it, I wanna get with the M-Cap
I whipped it out no problem, I'm smoother than the xlax

I turn it up no problem, Im bangin, no condom
STD's, herpes, I hit it from the bottom
Little did I know that I could get it from the under side

Oh %#@! that's worse when I'm hitting with the red tide
I'm burnin', I'm oozing, me and pat hit the Cynthia
Now we're taking team trip to the doctor with chlamydia

Damn that's the last time I don't use a rubber
I'm done banging hoes that come from the gutter
They say it ain't no problem, they say its $#&@in' silent

But the breakouts I've been havin' ain't anything but violent
I hit it so hard, I broke her $#&@in' tibia
But now I'm drippin oozing with the god damn chlamydia

See these dirty STDs they aint $#&@in' stopping me
I one arm my hoes and spread a $#&@ing disease
C H L A M Y D I A

I'm burnin' up with chlamydia like it's judgment day
Ya heard


Hook:
It only takes one time
It only takes one dime

And it's a brutal crime
You best prepare for the slime
C h l a m y

d I a
spreading faster than the highway
cause I do it my way


Verse 3:
Yo they call me sasha, and no I ain't Cynthia

But don't get it twisted, I still got chlamydia
$#&@ yeah, I'm proud, imma own this infection
making deposits to my std collection

But Now what do I do, do I tell or keep it quiet
Nah it can wait, I got a date, and he's excited
$#&@ the haters, love my craters

imma do me, raise ya hands if you agree