We have a healthy lifestyle by the sea,
We eat organic and gluten free,
We do bikram yoga and pilates,

We like soy late's and goji berries.

$#&@ carbs, $#&@ fats, $#&@ calories,

I snack on $#&@en celery,
And then on the weekend I just don't eat,
Cause I'll be smashing lines of of toilet seats.


Don't you read my tweets? I'm off my head,
My heart beat stopped, $#&@ you should be dead,

That was intense, Do you wanna go to bed?
No bra, lets eat some caps instead!


You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,

Do you know how ironic, that would be?

What do you get when you take a hobo,

Add some emo, a touch of metro, a hipster.
I'm not one though, uh uh, no way,
You don't know me bro.


Shopping at garage sales is really cool,
Hey man look at that it's totes old school.

Who are you kidding, not a chance,
I get all my cool %#@! from General Pants.


Hey Adrian bra, you got a smoke?
Stop scabbing Dom! It's becoming a joke!
Come on bra, I'm always broke,

But I've got 350 for a bag of !@%!e.

You know what that sounds like to me?

No man. It sounds like irony.
Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that %#@! would be?


We like to make up, our own words,
That are loosely based on existing words.

Like totes, maybs, gorge, brill, awk, redick, devo,
Cazj, presh, deets, sitch, addy, vag, deffo.


And sometimes we change the sounds of words ay,
Like instead of rage we say rargaye,
And instead of target we say targaye,

But we don't shop there, cause Target's gay.

We don't shower cause it's a waste of water,

Plus it makes you look cool like you don't bother.
But it's hard to minimise your environmental footprint,
When you have to wear so much deodorant.


You know what that sounds like to me?
No man. It sounds like irony.

Hey man, if we just found irony,
Do you know how ironic, that would be?