Thursday, June 28, 2:02 A.M
?I just called you, you said that you were on your way

but there's just one problem... I'm all the
way to $#&@ing Rochester, New York. Wrong. Ho.?


Doggs gone be doggs don't $#&@ wit a dogg
if you can't take care of a dogg you know whut i say
take it easy, lady, you know give me a mother$#&@in break, will ya?


shorty was da bomb brown skin honey with the dough
found out she was a lil' ho but still yo

pushed up shorty had that $$# like BLAOW!!!!
had me schemin and how! How can i get that now?
was like Girlfriend, let me drop a bug in ur ear

she didn't mind cuz i told her whut she wanted to hear
was like ?Yeah!? she knew she was how it was goin down
she said, ?Page me, code zero, cuz i know you get around!?

Didn't even have a man, but even if she did then
cuz my game is tight like i stop to cap on a ^!$$% head
i said, woke up, like, 9, or sumthin

don't act like when i say that $$# is mine, i'm frontin!
Uhhh that night she let me get that, hit that
ripped that, bounced off the walls and flipped that

But only one thing went wrong
the rubber bust but i didn't fuss cuz dogg!!!!
shorty was da bomb!


[chorus]
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night

and man the #~!!@ was good
but shorty's $#&@in up my life ($#&@in up my life)
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night

but man that #~!!@ was good
but shorty's $#&@in up my life.... c'mon, ma! gimme a break!


a few days later, i hit her up just to be real
I like, ?Whuttup, Boo, how you been, how you feel??
She said, ?Aiight, but my friend's kinda late

Today's the thirteenth, it shoulda been here on the eighth?
I'm like, ?For real? Well stress a pill
You better cuz i can't afford another lil' one.?

She said, ?Neither can I? I said, ?Cool
cuz i got mad %#@! to do and you still in school
so at least we got the same thing in mind.?

If didn't have this kid, then everything woulda been fine
BUT i was blind! for the fact that she was settin me up for the kill
damn! why wasn't she on The Pill?!

And i still check up on her, like, once a week
sometimes i hit it, sometimes i didn't
but Shorty was a frea, and whenever i would speak

on the baby, she'd be like:
"I ain't havin this kid, is you crazy?!!"


Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
(listen man, only one mutha$#&@in night!)
And man the #~!!@ was good (i ain't gone front it was good as a mutha$#&@a)

But Shorty's $#&@in up my life (man, this (*##$ is a $#&@in headache!)
Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (one mutha$#&@in night,
it was nuthin but

trouble)
But Man the #~!!@ was good (The #~!!@!! Man, let me tell ya....)
But Shorty's $#&@in up my life (dogg, man, this (*##$....!)

C'mon Ma, gimme a break!!

By now wasn't lookin too good

cuz she wasn't doin things that she told me she would
like gettin the price checked out for whut we had to do
and it goes up in the arguements after two

and a half, man i had to laugh at her frustrations
now she's four months ready to hit the bus station
if i was still in that %#@! wit her made me rob her

told her friends, ?DMX is my baby's father!?
Lil' stomache was showin' so now the heat is on
well maybe we'll see the light if i start to treat her wrong

i guess she thought that if she keeped the baby, she would keep me
got the game on high level, gettin sneaky
had the kid she said it was premature
found out she was six months when she said she was four
so i left her with the pressure on the next man's arm

she'll be aiight cuz shorty was da bomb!

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night
(man one mutha$#&@in night? Get real!)
and man the #~!!@ was good (the #~!!@ it ate the dick up like THAT!)

but shorty's $#&@in up my life (This (*##$ won't quit CALLIN'!!!!)
Shorty..... UHHHH!! (she was kinda cute though) we only did it full that night
(it only takes one night, man, hehehehe)
but man that #~!!@ was good (Mmm Mmmm Mmm!!!!)
But Shorty's $#&@in up my life C'mon, Ma! Gimme a break!!



[Thanks to [email protected] for these lyrics]