(feat. AMG, Funky White ^!$$%, Hi-C, Tha D)

[DJ Quik]

Oh yes I'm rollin around in the $#&@in underground
I'm the Q with the E and now it's time to get down
With the fact that I'm back, takin fat stacks

With the macs and the tecs now I can't relax
Like Playa Hamm said, (*##$es lick the head
Stickin out they tongue, they admittin they sprung

When I### they###, and then they get up and run
Cause they know that Quik can stick a hell of a dick
Up in they booty, butt, poop chute, crack

If there's sushi in your coochie then I ain't goin back
Because it ain't nothin worse than a funky @@#! ho (eww)
You better wash your monkey when we get to the mo-ti-nel

How do you feel, now that you know the real?
You jockin and squealin for the dick I'm dealin
Ain't no simp in my pimpin but for the (*##$es that nymphin

Quit trippin and stop your #~!!@ from drippin
Because I'm too much for ya, girlie I adore ya
But if you actin hoochie, I might have to floor ya

And then I don't know ya, I $#&@ed the girl before you
And givin you the record to a rubber, you ho
You - cat, I'm floatin like the bomb-ass bud

I won't go pop until I ain't no dug, yeah
And I'm a ^!$$% that's known to clown and get down
And stand up for the underground


[AMG]
Uh, uh, uh, uh

A ^!$$% wit too much dick to $#&@ with
AMG's got the forty ounce, come and take a sip
Hoes love me cause "Word to the D" bumps

Dick for the chick, gun for the chumps
And on tour I got $$# and cash
Hit a little bombudd, had a few laughs

State to state, ocean to ocean
Bustin my nuts, while the bus keep coastin
(The king of 40 ounce swing, makin money with my ding-a-ling)

(The (*##$'s dream) AMG
The owner of the big D, down with 3-0-4 posse
(And hoes I lick and umm, make ya###)

(And then I get ya sprung) How does it feel to get $#&@ed
like a pro ^!$$% ho with a dick like a candlestick?
Still have to jump it before you pump it

(I know you're mesmerized by the size)
Once again I'm surrounded by skin
Baby you can have it then, if you can get it in

Cause I got dick for days
Just like the old days... biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! D..


[Tha D]
Hey (*##$! It's Tha D again
You gotta pay a fee to get freaked again

I hope you didn't think you'd get the dick for free
Because a ^!$$% like Tha D gotta pimp the #~!!@
So take off your silky drawers

You can 68 me now and owe you 1 to the jaw
(*##$, $#&@ you once a month, dirty bleedin $$# bump
Attractin flies with your female funk

So (*##$, you better scrub and wash your bush
And while you're at it, scrape your hoofs, yeah
Cause no one really wants you

See if your feet look clean, your #~!!@ must be clean too
But I don't give a mother$#&@
A (*##$ ain't nuttin but a trick tramp !@#%, yeah

So get the $#&@ out my face, cause you're makin me sick
(*##$, cause you smell like sheeit


[DJ Quik]
Stickin to the %#@! that make 'em jump, make 'em bounce
Make 'em hump, make 'em really wanna get $#&@ed up

Cause it ain't really over 'til it's over
And to me it'll never be, cause I can kick the %#@! constantly
Right now I'ma hip you to my new debut

Comin up from the underground too
Not a caucausian but a little bigger
So listen to the Funky White ^!$$%

[Funky White ^!$$%]

Aiyyo, this is jam packed, on my rap to you
Comin through on the underground with my ^!$$% Q
Yeah and I chill and deal {?}
Cause I'm known as the rat, what, so I'ma have ta
throw a little faster, when y'all witness

The funkiest cuts that are made in the business
So when y'all rollin around
Turn the radio off, hit the underground
Break out your seat, the cops ain't followin
Grab a cold 40 moneygrip and start swallowin

But I ain't drinkin, gimme a pack
Take me to the hood, I know exactly where it's at
ST hit a left at the store
To get some mints for my breath what for (for the (*##$es)
But on to the underground, and the fat sound

Quik blaze down, originatin in all towns
(*##$es always on the tip
And G's, love to roll to our %#@!
The radio plays, the edit version
For the punk-ass people on the pop excursion
Don't it just make you wanna shake that $$#piece

Girls don't hide it, come on and ride it
Get inside here, cause this is the Mothership
And a Funky White ^!$$% just took you on a trip

[DJ Quik]
And now.. it's the moment you've all been waitin for
Here it comes, the ^!$$% that taught you how to do it froggystyle

It's the "Skanless" ^!$$%

[Hi-C]
Ah ah ah AWW !#@* IT! Things ain't the same, I've changed
People come around and say "Damn he's actin strange"
I pop the #~!!@ then I bail
(*##$ don't trip, cause you'll make me tell

'bout the ^!$$%z you $#&@ed, the dicks you sucked
The nuts you bust so don't $#&@ with us
Check it baby, yo' best bet's to bone out
Cause youse a tramp, with a cramp in ya mouth
And your boyfriend got a dick like a gummy worm
With blanks in his balls, no sperm
I'm Hi-C, no need to rush

Take my dick, and treat it like a toothbrush
{tch tch, tch tch} All up by your gums
(tch tch tch} So I can###
When I do, yo it's time to rinse
Floss [gargling] spit the sperm out your mouth!

Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha...