Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no


Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish

It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?


Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?

Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?

Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?


So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh


Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!