Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room
Waiting, til comes doom
He comes and them he goes

He sees Orca and then he knows
And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall
I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall

I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall
I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow
We finished the island with a broken motor

We went knockin' on the bass' door
They were biting at alarming rate
Mr. Bass he was irate

Mr. Bass takes a beating
Billy boy must keep eating
Old Pat he must be burning

Looks like his stomach's turning
He feeds on the centipedes
He lies behind in a greenish hue

He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you
Mr. Bass, he knows my hook
'Cause I've been reading them bassin' books


Mr. Bass takes a beating
Billy boy must keep eating

Old Pat he must be burning
Looks like his stomach's turning
He feeds on the centipedes