You f*ckin' douche-bag!

I don't have to be a hero

I can just walk these streets
Wait around for a drive-by wake-up call
I don't have to go work just to get the job complete

That kind of work always makes me feel so small

It's your concern, it's my concern

You tell me that you love me, but love is such a funny word!

I could hitch a ride to Phoenix or up to Ontario

There'll always be a stranger with a light for my smoke
I could dream about the big time
I could play the lottery

Make my first million from a gas station scratch-off machine

It's your concern, it's my concern

You ask me if I love you
Don't ask a question, with such a funny word!
It's really funny, funny!


You let me sleep all morning
You let me share your bed

And you say that I need to make a few new friends
Love works both ways, you tell me every day
But love is such a funny word,

Oh baby, love is such a funny word
I tell you that love is such a funny word
I tell you that love is such a funny word

I tell you that love is such a funny word
I tell you that love is such a funny word
Funny, funny!