If only people could shrink
Our world wouldn't be so overcrowded
Bring ourselves down to size

There'd be so much more food to go 'round

Why don't we build a machine

With all the know-how of the industries
We put a man on the moon
On earth we'll need more room to breathe real soon

Oh

Drink your vaccine and let's shrink

And bring your poodle so it doesn't eat us
The roads will be so wide
No traffic jams when we're half a foot tall

Bring what you need down here
We'll shrink it all by microwave
Don't wanna die like dinosaurs

We'll have enough resources to go round

Oh


So now you've made the big shrink
Meanwhile we'll keep acting big

We well-bred beautiful people
Who says we have to go too?
Cops and Mason businessmen

Were exempted from the ovens
As if you weren't already.
The rest of you are all our termites now


Oh