Sunny Sunday at the amu!@&(t park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh babe-lots of flags and balloons

But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night

Ran a turn and then it smashed right down

Thru the crowded haunted house below
Oh No
Human hamburger No


And it's Crushed little Kids
Crushed little Kids

Crushed little Kids
Adorn the boardwalk


See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh Police! (call your lawyer first)

Make the witnesses go home
And they'll turn on the TV


And see the crushed little kids
Adorn the boardwalk