Like to take a cement fix
Be a standing cinema
Dress my friends up

just for show
See them as they really are
Put a peephole in my brain

Two New Pence to have a go
I'd like to be a gallery
Put you all inside my show


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Andy Warhol looks a scream

Hang him on my wall
Andy Warhol, Silver Screen
Can't tell them apart at all


Andy walking, Andy tired
Andy take a little snooze

Tie him up when he's fast asleep
Send him on a pleasant cruise
When he wakes up on the sea

Be sure to think of me and you
He'll think about paint
and he'll think about glue

What a jolly boring thing to do

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