We was swappin stories with a bunch of the guys, some were the truth and some were lies. We were talking bout all them girls we known and how they love them big !@%$ so.

Well they looked at me and said well how bout you? I said boys them itty bitty !@%$ will do, well they were laughing at me and calling me weird and I said boys, let me tell you bout them itty bitty !@%$.


Well it seems all the boys that were doin the laughin learned about their !@%$ in National Geographic, learned about mine in a Girl Scout tent, let me tell you how my education went.



When she opened her blouse well I stared at aw cause I was in love with what I saw and though them !@%$ may have lacked in size them !@%$ were alive and right in front of my eyes.


Yeah itty bitty !@%$
Itty bitty !@%$
Itty bitty !@%$

Itty bitty !@%$
I love itty bitty !@%$


Well I still remember all the fun I had, that Girl Scout shoulda won a merit badge, I swore when I got back to the city I was gonna get some more of them itty bitty !@%$.

Now itty bitty !@%$ fit right in your mouth, you don't have to worry bout the sides falling out they got itty bitty nipples just the size of nickels, itty bitty !@%$ what I'm talking about.


Yeah itty bitty !@%$.
Itty bitty !@%$

Itty bitty !@%$
Itty bitty !@%$
I love itty bitty !@%$


Who else loves them itty bitty !@%$ in here?


Now itty bitty !@%$ don't need no brazier cause they stick straight out in the atmosphere and when you get old they won't fall of your chest itty bitty !@%$ are the very best....

And now I don't give a damn about Mrs. Dolly give me itty bitty !@%$ and I'll get my jollies they melt in your mouth they fit in your hand, itty bitty !@%$ are the joy of the land.


That's right


Yeah itty bitty !@%$
Itty bitty !@%$
Those itty bitty !@%$

Itty bitty !@%$
I love itty bitty !@%$


Now every story has a moral to it, being the moral young man I am I'm going to tell you the moral of this story.

You ready boys? Well I've heard it said all over this land that you can judge a man by the size of his hand so if you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty you better find yourself a girl with itty bitty !@%$.


Yeah itty bitty !@%$
Itty bitty !@%$

Those itty bitty !@%$
Itty bitty !@%$
I love itty bitty !@%$


I do how bout you?